Karim Benzema and Real Madrid skip past Atletico to book their spot in the Champions League Final, Philippe Coutinho is for sale for slightly more than the GDP of Micronesia, Africa officially gets more slices of the World Cup pie, Wolverhampton trust in agent fees rather than actual managerial knowhow, Francesco Totti confirms that he hasn’t confirmed those earlier reports that confirmed that he’s retiring, and Lothar Matthaus could soon be throwing shade at Alexi Lalas on a TV screen near you.
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