Weaponizing soccer art, a new record for an American transfer, the world’s most expensive soccer clubs, and the world’s most famous soccer players

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Cup final glory galore, Wenger in, Tuchel out, the most expensive American of all time, and Bruce Arena’s World Cup qualifying roster.

It's Daryl Grove with all the soccer news.

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Manchester United are sort of kind of the Champions of Europe, the Chilean FA are either reckless tweeters or brilliant Twitter trolls, one Eintracht Frankfurt player learns that tattoos can be painful in more than one way, Bobby Wood is staying in the Bundesliga and another American might soon be joining him, and the USA get a win at the U20 World Cup!

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Police raids for Barcelona and PSG, Real Madrid buys the Brazilian Freddy Adu, Diego Maradona gets pwned by a Korean teenager, and Tyrone Mings just wants to touch the ball.

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Bravo to the US U20s, Atlanta’s wunderkind makes his MLS debut, the all-new Antoine Griezmann transfer gossip rating scale, the Disneyfication of Portsmouth Football Club, and how Leonardo Bonucci made his son cry.

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Cristiano Ronaldo insists he’s not a devil, John Terry steals the show, the Liga MX final is set, an unexpected tribute for Francesco Totti, and the robot bodyguard of the 2018 World Cup.

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Monaco are your new Ligue 1 champions and I now shudder to think how much money PSG will spend this summer to rectify that... No matter what happens in the Championship playoff final, Americans have even more reasons to watch the Premier League next season… Walter Mazarri and Watford part ways in roughly the same way that Fredo and the Corleone family did in The Godfather Part II… Inter Milan probably won’t be triggering the buyout clause in Mauricio Pochettino’s Tottenham Contract… and the transfer rumor mill has kicked into gear.

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Mallory Pugh signs with the worst NWSL team, Bayern threatens to sue newspaper over transfer rumor, chances of a BPL playoff, Bebeto’s baby signs for Sporting Lisbon, England vs. Spain in UEFA U-17 threedux, and the most amazing own goal you might ever see.

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Chelsea crowned, Sunil Gulati challenged, Nacho thinks fast, Virtual Reality soccer in the Champions League final, and Ryan Hollingshead is back where he belongs.

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A slew of new champions, Carli Lloyd continues her Wembley domination, the final four is set in Liguilla, James says goodbye to Real Madrid?, and Ezequiel Lavezzi apologizes for being incredibly dumb.

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Man United are embarrassing! Swansea players are generous! Fabian Johnson is under contract! Cristiano Ronaldo is very rich! And the college team who are heading towards the Europa League! Ryan Bailey takes you through today's bite-sized soccer news. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V

Karim Benzema and Real Madrid skip past Atletico to book their spot in the Champions League Final, Philippe Coutinho is for sale for slightly more than the GDP of Micronesia, Africa officially gets more slices of the World Cup pie, Wolverhampton trust in agent fees rather than actual managerial knowhow, Francesco Totti confirms that he hasn’t confirmed those earlier reports that confirmed that he’s retiring, and Lothar Matthaus could soon be throwing shade at Alexi Lalas on a TV screen near you.

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FIFA has dismissed two key ethics officials (yes, FIFA has ethics officials), Emerson Hyndman returns to Bournemouth, the 104th US Open Cup kicks off, Champions League semifinals, the 2019 Copa América could include six teams not from South America, adorable Liverpool U-9s take on Coutinho and Wijnaldum, Messi lookalike lands in Iranian jail

US keeper gets triple-megged, 2026 World Cup bid to be fast-tracked, Orlando gets a World Cup qualifier, Dutch take another sip of Advocaat,Monaco attempt the impossible, and Robert Kovac is a real-life superhero.

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Wenger finally beats Mourinho, Mexico beat the U.S. in a cup final, Zlatan has superhuman knees, Chapecoense get something to smile about, and Maradona gets a new job.

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The Premier League might be getting play-offs this season! Manchester United’s European dream is still very much alive! Neymar’s prison sentence is a thing! U-20 World Cup update and the introduction of sin bins! Find all this and more in today's Goalmouth, presented by Ryan Bailey. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V Don't forget to check out today's sponsor: SoccerPro. If you use the code “GOALMOUTH18” at checkout for orders of $50 or more, then you'll qualify for free shipping.

Monaco’s Cinderella story gets a Red Wedding-esque conclusion, Manchester United and Celta Vigo might be our only hope of a dramatic semifinal in a European cup competition, Ajax get biblical on Lyon, Franceso Totti may be mortal after all, the US U17s continue to put a hurting on their CONCACAF opponents, and more English soccer than ever will be streaming to a small screen near you next season.

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U.S. Soccer has a 100 million dollar problitunity, Cristiano Ronaldo proves he doesn’t have to be offside to get a hat trick, Sulley Muntari receives further punishment for being the target of racial abuse from random strangers, the Russian Cup final with four red cards in the final 20 seconds, meet the man who is making a fortune selling all those “Wenger Out” signs, and the Indian club planning a… hunger strike.

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Emre Can defies gravity, Matt Miazga lifts a trophy, US men's team to face Ghana ( again), Diego Simeone desparately seeking right backs, and Zlatan’s surgery a success, says agent.

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Spurs do the impossible, Lyon and Alex Morgan reach the Champions League final, Sulley Muntari is punished for being racially abused, Cristiano Ronaldo sets another record, and an unlikely hero in Liga MX. 

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