It's Taylor Rockwell from The Total Soccer Show bringing you the hottest of hot news:
Christian Pulisic’s mere presence inspires Dortmund to a win over Bayern Munich, Monaco’s reserves were allowed onto the pitch and catastrophe ensued, Javier Mascherano is now only 501 goals behind Leo Messi on Barcelona’s scoring charts, the 2018 World Cup will have cameras everywhere but not in a way that will comfort traveling fans, the US U17s continue to make everyone cautiously optimistic about the 2026 World Cup, and cinema’s shortest serial killer is kind of now a Champion of CONCACAF.
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